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Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

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i'm the OP, I just stumbled upon this FML after over 4 years.. I'm pleased to announce that I've moved on from spending $5 on virtual cats to over $300 on virtual anime girl cards. and I have 2 real cats now. don't let your dreams be dreams, guys

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Why not just give a real one a home and adopt?

I'm guessing that's not the type of pussy you thought you were paying for?

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Comments (212)

Forever alone..

ThaBeasty01 5

looks like you arent alone in your picture ,, ha

quite_bored 9

^Creep^

Why not buy a virtual girlfriend... better then a virtual cat. Anyday.

Who needs a virtual girlfriend when you can get free ****?

Or virtual free girlfriend ****..

It took me like a minute trying to click this FML on my iPod. :,O

monkeysuncle213 6

There with you.

ShroomsOnAcid 17

Took me less than half a second on Android. ;)

Android all the way shrooms!!!

The_Troller 14

Click the story below it and use the arrows on the top right to go up one. Problem solved.

Eternal94 10

Me too

You coulda just clicked on the FML below it then click the arrow up

Damn, 46 beat me to it. I thought I was clever for a second there.

seriouslythat 6

>.< damn you apple

leave_it_be_love 0

Me too!!

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

145- Actually, I'm using an apple product and it only took me less than a second to open this on my iPhone.

hellbilly205 17

Or if you dont feel like going through the process of clicking another FML, alls you have to do is click the right corner right on the edge. WORKS EVERYTIME.

Online/Facebook games I hope.

Wow you life is so sad. Sorry to hear that.

That's only the beginning, you will have to spend thousands on the virtual vet!

Because I'm an idiot : )

well at least op is honest XD

Today, I spent 5 minutes trying to click on this fml, while using my iPhone.

Let's fast forward 40 years, I bet we'll find this person locked in their house hiding in their corner surrounded by cats and calling them all " My Precious"

GoW_Chick 15

So you spent money on pussy, and I bet you didn't get anything in return, all that clicking on the mouse for nothing, damn.