R. Kelly
USA
Today, I really believed I could fly. Turns out, I can't. My leg hurts. FML
Today, I really believed I could fly. Turns out, I can't. My leg hurts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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gemloucox 17
What is this? These just aren't funny.
A07 48
FML has always been about user submitted content, please don't ruin it with this stuff guys
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Comments (37)
philbatronicus 3
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds these stupid. The Moses one was especially dumb, and I was waiting for some over-sensitive internet snowflake to call it 'offensive to Jews'
naviajack626 16
I like em
Enira_fml 3
Made an account after years of using your site just to say this: Can you please reconsider these joke-FMLs? They're not funny and they annoy me quite a bit. I come here for authenticity, not for low blows to currently living celebrities.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
How's it a low blow, tho? This never really happened to R Kelly. Unlike the piss that happened all over the underage girl he screwed.
javankipp 11
Does everyone see that symbol that looks like an upside down pyramid and should be at the top right hand corner of your screen? Good. Click that and then hit "Historical FML's". Problem solved..
Myeyesbleed 15
Thank you!!
callabos921 14
thank you so much. no more nonsense I couldn't care less about.
nzoid 8
Yessss! Thank you It's the _/ check mark on the top right of the screen. Open it, then you scroll to the bottom and there it is -- uncheck that thang!
marisavz 13
I like these they are fine to me
westcody 8
How do we submit to this category?
kdcangel 2
Personally I love the new historical fmls and I find them funnier than many user submitted ones. Everyone has their own preference and it isn't fair to push your likes or dislikes onto others. There are lots of people like myself that rarely post or comment, but that doesn't mean that we don't have opinions just because we don't like to voice them.
Bibblejomin 18
BOOOOOO *throws tomato*
WakaMiserably 10
Wth I did something like this b4 they got this update. I made my name kg3 and Said I paid full price for these guys to explore and claim new land for me. A little while later they killed some of my soldiers and took the land. FML