Today, I popped a boner in the gym shower. While trying to ignore... - FML

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By It was an accident - 13/03/2018 15:13

Today, I popped a boner in the gym shower. While trying to ignore it and get out of there quickly, I touched it a little too much and I came. All the guys around me saw. I don’t think I can go back there. FML.

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MissMizery 19

Friday 16 March 2018 4:34

I feel worse for the other guys who were taking showers.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 16 March 2018 1:25

So many questions. How do you "accidentally" touch yourself, and make yourself cum, when trying to ignore it? How do you not think about being seen while doing it in a public place? Why did none of the other guys stop you? Why did you jerk off in a gym shower?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 16 March 2018 1:25

So many questions. How do you "accidentally" touch yourself, and make yourself cum, when trying to ignore it? How do you not think about being seen while doing it in a public place? Why did none of the other guys stop you? Why did you jerk off in a gym shower?

MissMizery 19

Friday 16 March 2018 4:34

I feel worse for the other guys who were taking showers.

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