Love: Today, I met the girl I've always wanted. She's cute, adorable,... - FML

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By BlueP12 - 21/07/2016 11:35 - United States - Muskegon

Today, I met the girl I've always wanted. She's cute, adorable, nice, and we have a lot in common. She's just flat out amazing. Sadly my heart broke into a million pieces when I woke up. FML

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Elgrin 15

Friday 22 July 2016 3:17

Interesting fact about dreams... We can only dream about people we've actually seen before. So the girl you're dreaming of does exist physically, though she may or may not have the same traits you dreamed of. That said, hang in there OP! You'll find someone awesome eventually.

BlueP12 9

Friday 22 July 2016 10:26

Rip me

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Elgrin 15

Friday 22 July 2016 3:17

Interesting fact about dreams... We can only dream about people we've actually seen before. So the girl you're dreaming of does exist physically, though she may or may not have the same traits you dreamed of. That said, hang in there OP! You'll find someone awesome eventually.

Coland 19

Friday 22 July 2016 6:18

We can technically dream of features we have seen before so it is quite possible the person he has "saw" (dreamed of) is just a mismatch of features from thousands of people and doesn't even come close to existing sorry OP

BlueP12 9

Friday 22 July 2016 10:26

Rip me

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