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Today, I found a pad in my son’s underwear. FML
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Attacksloth 33
He should be smart enough to figure out that he doesn't need pads. Period.
HoboMeth 36
The most awkward talk has yet to come
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Migole 36
If he's very young he probably just saw you put one into your panties and wanted to imitate you. Just calmly explain to him how menstruation works (and no, it's not "eww" or shameful). If he's like 15 and you've never talked to him about it before: YDI (no, it's not the school's job nor will he magically know). If he's like 15 and knows what pads are for: Yeah, no idea man. Maybe a dare?
Rox22_fml 13
Or maybe explosive diarrhoea and a rather inventive mind? Lol
neuronerd 29
If he's very young, like preschool or kindergarten, I've heard of kids afraid of wetting their pants using them. If he's a teenager, there's some thing where guys have decided to wear pads during their girlfriend's periods to "show support." It's a little strange, but would show he's trying to be sensitive.
Razell 13
[i] there's some thing where guys have decided to wear pads during their girlfriend's periods to "show support."[/i] ... I've heard a lot of stupid things in my life, but that takes the cake today. A guy wants to "show support" so he [i]wastes[/i] a (somewhat expensive) hygeine item (or several! surely he changes it at least once a day?). What happened to "Buying her chocolate and a heating pad, and making sympathetic noises when she complains"?
Dan198630 12
Good for absorbing butt sweat!!!
RichardPencil 32
One way to eliminate skid marks.
Tripartita 45
Today, my mom looked inside my underwear. FML
trucker2 33
He could have the *****- and was prepping for future explosions
vampire9545 5
this is understandable but odd. A common issue guys have is the whole shake after. no matter how well or many times u shake you WILL have drops in ur underwear; even if a little. i wore white underwear as a kid and we all have yellow pee at some point. kinda smart really to avoid problem :). im not sure if being circumcised effects...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He either needs a lesson in anatomy. Or He made a makeshift codpiece. In that case it's a talk about confidence. But you have to talk to him in private. Like others said this all age dependent.
maharb01 17
he's preparing to eat a bunch of potato chips made with olean or olestra!. . .or the haribo sugar free gummy bears!
tbro47 23
He needs chipotle away...
KittyLover22 19
South Park reference? If so we're friends now