Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy new year
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Yudith
Canada
Covid 24
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
00bsg
Salem, United States
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Anonymous
Providence, United States
Depression 2023
Today, I was finally alone for the first time in a year. I thought I'd go to a restaurant, but ended up getting there before they opened. While waiting, I listened to music, only to end up crying for several minutes because I haven't had a girlfriend since 2010, and never will again. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Booze don't cure the blues
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Anonymous
Waiting…
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Victoria, Canada
Happy New Year to all the cats out there
Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Anonymous
Seasons greetings!
Today, it was the first New Year's without my longtime girlfriend. I've never felt so sad before. I hate my life. FML
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cndrow 0
So did I. It was my own, stubborn fault though, so I can't really say 'FML'.
lilsweetbabe818 0
i was alone as well, i was throwing up because of a stomach virus. My boyfriend decided to go out anyway and leave me alone. I dont blame him though.
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Comments (52)
Dickman16 0
Big deal, I sucked five dicks just to pay my rent this month. Think I know who has it worse.
superguppy19 3
not neccessairaly
stevenJB 25
I'm 16 and 150 lbs. I spent new years alone, because I had a super headcold and told everyone to go out without me. Being fat and alone are two different things, bitch.
jenniferunicorn 5
i spent the new years alone. im 14 and 98 pounds. im not what you call fat or anorexic either
gowzer90 0
hahahahahaha #14 . next year all the people who said they welcomed in the new year alone should meet up for next years hogmany(new years eve for non scots).
paleknight47 0
Join the club #13 win
bekk45 0
fail
unknown1900 0
aw boo hoo people that celebrate that night are lame
WinterlynnRose 0
Dude. I'm 18 and I've welcomed in every year alone. Don't expect any sympathy from me.
m2plox 0
Do you have MSN?
wethequeens123 1
I was partying at Disney land suckers
cobaltstorms 0
Oh, poor you. I'm going through the same shit, gf dumped me =(
tubz55 0
I feel for you, buddy :(