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Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

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PFCdavila 6

it was my third double, back to back. i was a walking zombie. lol

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Thanatos1206 0

So did you end up calling him back???

perdix 31

You should have told him you were driving and it wasn't safe to talk on the cell. If you're gonna lie, go big!

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Comments (118)

mintcar 10

You should've stayed on the phone. How rude. :p

mismonroe 0

lol

Roadkill007 9

thanks for sharing op, that's hilarious. Must be awkward when you share shifts with that coworker now

perdix 31

You should have told him you were driving and it wasn't safe to talk on the cell. If you're gonna lie, go big!

Zebidee 9

Or, that your plane was about to take off, and you had to turn off your phone...

kassia_1011 21

You do realize he wasn't actually on the phone right...?

Leoboy635 0

it's about to go down

Happygofucky 0

Lmao, so smooth OP. I doubt he will bore you with more stories anytime soon though!

tahvoh 3

hahahaha. Ima try that joke!:P

ohrlynow 9

I bet his expression was hilarious after you said that.

suprmidgt 0

I hate it when people verbally assault my ears without permission. "hey what are you doing?" "watching a movie" "oh cool! so guess what happened to me two months ago"

cptmorgan15 2

Last time I checked your idea of "verbal assault" meant making conversation. A conversation doesn't have to start with a question, it can just start with a story or an idea.

Battledog5006 0

ADHD?

monstersocks 5

It would just be ADD, ADHD would imply that the can't sit still either.

CarleeBugg123 5

I think you mean ADD

Autoshot 9

I think you mean epic moron.

bannedforlife 0

Why is it all the fugly dudes have a no fat chicks t-shirt?

PFCdavila 6

not ADD or ADHD. Auto - Pilot.

Niaa_fml 0

This is probably the funniest FML I ever read other than the Caps Lock one.

sammieInsanityy 0

that one was retarded.

DynamicDave 11

You're retarded. I thought it was hilarious.

TurkeySlab 9

Love that one too