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Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

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To everyone concerned: Yes, I washed my hands afterwards. Also, I couldn't refuse the money since my boss was nearby and watching my every move.

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I guess we found out what happened after the visit to the mint.

What a jerk off!

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Lesson: not always ask why

use plastic or ... bitcoins

Ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.

Hand sanitizer will become your best friend

Was he by chance buying condoms?

jillian2296 11

they work at a fast food place...condoms arent on the menu?

Should have called the cops and got him arrested for battery and sexual assault. NO JOKE

Hate to break it to you, but the cops wouldn't do anything. Battery is physical danger, ex. Beatings. And it's not sexual assault, because 1) The OP accepted the money. 2) It could just be a joke

hcollins1 18

I assume you're one of those people that call the cops for stupid reasons?

to whick I would simply reply ...keep the change

Ewww... that's gross. I hope you have some hand-sanitizer .

Hair gel can get pretty sticky...

The joys of being a cashier. *sigh* I feel ya buddy.