Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around, and grabbing files from your filing cabinet, all in clear view of your webcam. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended a virtual meeting on Zoom. In an effort to appear professional, I wore a business shirt and tie… with my pajama bottoms out of shot under the table. My camera slipped, revealing my mismatched clothes and also my footwear – one sock and one fuzzy slipper. I only noticed after my boss pointed it out. FML
Today, I was working from home and accidentally turned my camera on when I joined a Zoom meeting, while not wearing pants. I had to pretend I was having technical difficulties to quickly put some on. FML
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, I had a video call with my boss, but my internet connection was so bad that my video feed ended up freezing in the most unflattering pose possible. I had to explain to my boss that I wasn't actually making a weird face on purpose. FML
Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML
Today, I was working from home when I mistakenly turned on my video camera during a conference call. I was wearing pajama pants and a t-shirt with a "Cannibal Corpse" album cover on it. FML
Today, I had a Zoom meeting. I tried being professional by setting a virtual office background, but during the meeting my computer glitched and revealed my real background: a pile of dirty laundry and a jug of Arizona Tea. My boss couldn’t stop laughing because he thought the jug was a jug of piss. FML
Today, I was in a Zoom meeting. I usually have tape over my camera and pretend it's busted so I don't have to perform like a circus monkey, but I forgot that I'd removed it to chat with my cousin last night. I was halfway through eating a mango when my boss paused mid-speech and said, “Is now really the best time for that?” The meeting went silent. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I watched a supervisor in our workspace staple an underling's skirt to her shirt, as the supervisor didn't like her wearing a hip-level skirt, despite having no public contact. FML
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UsernameHere_ 0
Get a ******* life atam. And yes, you should probably avoid talking to your boss via skype without pants on. Did you at least have on underwear?
nokillnobeepbeep 0
I sense a raise in your future.
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Comments (90)
Rhahn 0
sweet !!! can I get your number ?!?!?!
perdix 31
If you showed your boss you pale, pimply, dimply, mishapen, fat, cottage-cheese dumper and a wild, untrimmed bush, he probably can't stop retching after throwing up his breakfast. You will be fired to preserve you boss's mental health now that he has PTSD (Pussy and Tail Seen: Disgusting!) On the other hand, if you have a beautiful shapely ass and a well-trimmed or waxed twat, you may be employee of the year, scratch that, decade! Was the file in the bottom drawer and did you bend at the waist to get it (bad for your back, but much sexier)? When you were rooting around for the file, did you gyrate your hips and make quizzical, little noises? If you answered yes to all these questions, you are up for a big bonus, or at least a big boner, or just a boner.
Rayn4u_fml 0
NO! NO! You are a bad man!
perdix 31
I wish I could have heard the tone of voice with which you "said" that. I can't really respond to that.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Several sources, main one being Terrence and Phillip.
perdix 31
Je ne comprends pas.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Sarcastiiiique
jen_jen 0
who talks to their boss on skype?? video-skype, moreover
Danny_Boii 0
I guessing someones gonna be getting alot more random skype video calls in the mornings..
Starfire22 5
LMAO I bet ur boss was as tired as you and maybe didn't notice but if he did I bet that ull be getting alot of early morning calls... unless it was a female boss then she might just poke fun at you
bodiara 0
i'm guessing youre not hot . i'm not quite sure why , but i always assume a person's good looking . then i pictured you being huge and your fat oozing out of your shirt . gross .
bodiara 0
LOOOL #30 you beast .
reecescuphoe 0
lovely #37...lol
CallMeHush 1
How many file did he ask for before you caught on?
Anonymiz 4
This is my favorite comment! I wondered the same thing.
driedpeaches 0
Hahahhaaha
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
lol.......
BlueberryPies 0
Sorry, but you definitely deserved this one. Your own laziness was the single cause of this (amusing) situation, so you have no right to blame it on your "life" or any other causes or circumstances.