TextsAlot
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
The language of love
Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, "I didn't take a poop today." FML
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opalitepetals 0
I just asked my husband why men do this, (he is also guilty of the whole "i just took a poop, wanna see it?" thing) and he says: "damn, it's because you're my wife! Don't you want to know? What if I'm hospitalized and the doctor needs to know about my bowel's functions!" He then proceeded to ask me about my bowel's functions "just in case". Op, men don't really say a whole lot of "I Love you"s. Men say "Come and see if you can handle smelling my fart." It's um.... affection?
anquilla 2
besides the fact that he has not messaged all week, i actually think that message is hilarious! He has a sense of humour. Be happy for that =)
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tama_tee 0
I smell.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Who-do?" "You do." "What?" "Remind me of the babe."
X0WestyX0 0
heeeheeeheeeheeeheeeehee that made me laugh :) it sucks but its kind of funnyyyyyy i sorry though :
xcowboys 0
i didnt take a poop today either :
Anglwrfish 17
How conciderate.
gman644 6
Just... amazing...
WarriorOmen 25
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