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bob - - United States

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

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prabhlem 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:00

Someone's got noodles for brains..literally..lol

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:01

Haha that would be a fun trick to get out at dinner parties and what not :)

SailorSolaris 43

Monday 7 August 2017 19:24

I hate when that happens! Happens to me once a week or so!

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Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

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Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML

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Today, in an effort to be more healthy, I bought a pack of protein bars as a substitute for snacks. I ate all 5 of them in one sitting. FML

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Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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