Just Awkward
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Slip of the tongue
Today, I was in class rubbing my hands together. The lecturer thought that because my hands were up, I had a question. I replied with, "Oh, no I was just playing with myself." Just as it left my mouth, I realised what I was saying. FML
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Manual_Manoosy 21
Where were your hands that the lecturer thought they were up? Were you rubbing them above your head?
bigred121970 10
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's hilarious. What did the Professor say.
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Manual_Manoosy 21
Where were your hands that the lecturer thought they were up? Were you rubbing them above your head?
Cali 57
I was wondering the same thing...
bigred121970 10
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's hilarious. What did the Professor say.
KittyLahv 27
Did you spend the time to manually space those "ha's" out or did your phone do that for you?
awildwhisper 30
I'd be so embarrassed after that, I'd have just left class early and hid since the teacher was probably going to make you leave anyways.
tibtak 20
At least you didn't say you were rubbing yourself
inappropes 31
I say shit like that all the time. I was doing inventory with my boss. He is in his 50's so I took the lower shelves. My body was really sore at the end of the day. So I get home and my roommate asks me how I am doing. Before I even think I blurt out "I am sore, my boss had me on my knees all day" *facepalm to the back of my skull*
jessicasoho 13
Oh, no no. I already masturbated at the start of the class. I really was just playing with myself just now.
jediemma 9
I come out with things like this all of the time, totally oblivious to what other people are hearing. Said it in front of my Grandparents once, they unfortunately were not oblivious!
ShockingEmber 7
I would have said that my hands were cold
RichardPencil 32
If you need to rub your hands together, you need to mutter, "Excellent" Montgomery Burns-style, to avoid confusion with a futile masturbation technique.