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blutownie13 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Silver linings?

Today, I told my ex-boyfriend I lost 20lbs due to the stress of the break up. His response was, "You're welcome." FML

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ZiggyMorrison 0

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

in a way....he's right.

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Shit, you try to throw a guilt trip on someone and he retaliates? Who'd've thought that would happen?

balanceMMX 0

how did you lose 20 lbs? most people eat and eat under stress, and would gain 20 lbs. i would think losing 20 lbs would mean you're in even worse emotional shape than if you gained it. of course, just because you're a nervous wreck doesn't mean it's his fault. there are a lot of super-paranoid girls out there, apparently (I've found a few myself) :S

what did you expect he'd say? i'm sorry you were fat...at least now i made you skinny?

What were you trying to accomplish by telling him this? Did you think he'd actually feel bad for you, seeing as you've broken up and at least one of you doesn't like the other? I'm assuming its not because of issues like living far apart if you're in contact with him so much and it caused you so much stress, so what were you trying to do by complaining to him? YDI.

waoh there #129 some1 woke up on the wrong side of the bed. and besides ppl only correct to teach you for ur on benefit!! don't take everything so negatively u asshole and tell ur friend im sorry for her and that she should learn to live w/ the flow and nothing lasts forever so treasure them while u can.

I would've said the same thing.

You brought it on yourself by fishing for sympathy. RWYS.

hahahaha thats hella funny

YDI, dont use things like this for emotional blackmail, it isnt cool.

I don't understand how that's an FML…