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blutownie13 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Silver linings?

Today, I told my ex-boyfriend I lost 20lbs due to the stress of the break up. His response was, "You're welcome." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

in a way....he's right.

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turtlellama 0

#10: You're the idiot with poor grammar, and you doubly fail for trying to point out another's mistake that wasn't a mistake. And OP: LOOOL, and you told him this because?

Lawl now he might want to get back together?

Common_Sense 0

Um, what the hell did you expect him to say?

You should've just moved on about it instead of playing the "boo-hoo" role. Obviously he wasn't gonna apologize.

MissMel_fml 0

ha id encourage my boy to break up wit me if i was guarenteed to lose twenty pounds! :]

Wtf... inconsiderate bastard.

all of you, especially #13, you are officially stupid. how can anything you say be taken seriously if YOU are the one who can't use "you're" correctly? YOU'RE welcome=YOU ARE welcome. failed middle school much?

mini_munny 0

#188 - You weren't here early on when this post first showed up. The mods edited the post changing the original word "your" to "you're" after many complaints about that error . You should have noticed when EVERYONE was correcting that to realize something was a little odd about it. So... major fail on your part for lashing at people when they weren't in the wrong and making yourself look like an idiot.

You don't want a jerk anyway.