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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Costa Mesa, United States

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Today, being too poor to buy makeup, I walked into Macy's and "tested" some products out, just so I could look nice for my job interview. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Wow, really you need that job

I hope you get the job, OP. Good luck.

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Anddddd... Did you get the job???

Many people have been in that predicament. Don't feel so bad.

Hun I do that all the time. X

All girls do this at some point, let's be honest.

Gotta bless that service... Hope you got the job

If it wasn't for a job, it'd be kinda grimy thing to do (I hung out with girls that did that just to be grimy and "Ohh, look at me, I'm fighting the man by being a grimy tramp (because I haven't gotten to the level of just stealing stuff)"). But considering the situation, I give you mad props for resourcefulness.

The struggle

I work at a cosmetics counter. We don't like it when customers freely do that. Its not very sanitary. Its better if you just ask one of us to apply your makeup for you. Its cleaner, and even if you don't buy anything, its our job and we'd be happy to do it for you. Hope your interview went well

littlexlune 16

Thrifty. I like your style.