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Road rage

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

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That's attempted murder. Did you get their license plate?

Randy Moss is back in Minnesota?

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I very much doubt this happened. At least the second part.

There are crazy people out there. So crazy ******* can and will run you down if they are psycho enough. Also, there is this thing called "road rage"...

i'm flipping fingers too... on my grill. mmm crispy.

Damn *****, that's not sexy, it's skanky. I bet you have crabs.

Can't believe some people are saying that he deserved for flipping the bird. WTF?? OP - I hope you wrote down their license plate.

I'm sorry, that's horrible! But still hilarious :p lol.

That's Denise Milani. I doubt she's writing to FML. Anytime you see a super hot girl and the photo seems a little too professional, take it to TinEye.com. There are hot girls here, but their photos look like ones anyone can take.

So now you know... Half of the drivers are on crack! Will do anything. Mindless zombies with evil intentions.

I'm pretty sure they generally mean the same thing, right?

HogwartsDropout7 0

Throw a rock at their car.

Lesson learned? - don't give the finger, just swear & run like ****