okay then
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Avon Lake, United States
Reasoning
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML
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raphanne_fml 33
Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.
Wolvander88 19
Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.
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raphanne_fml 33
Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.
TrueTriage 16
This FML would be perfect if OP was a different nationality as her boyfriend
Whytetrash 21
It's probably a blessing. You wouldn't want to reproduce with someone that stupid.
OriginalimoaN 15
Wow there 13... It was just her bf. There was nothing there about reproduction.
mystashisgone 6
I do feel however in most relationships the end result, if you find this person to be your perfect match, that you will procreate... It doesn't seem that much of the time that couples get together just to romp around for the sexual pleasure. Generally the end result is a mutual want in children. Dating is a roadway to find the person you want to have children with and spend the rest if your life with.
OriginalimoaN 15
Have you reproduced with even half of the people you've dated? I haven't with anyone I've dated, nor have 99% of the relationships I now of, so...yeah....
Meshidaru_fml 7
23 - Maybe because this persons were not the good one...?
Voij 16
#23: Well, duh? He didn't say that you have to get kids with as many people as possible, that's what rednecks and hillbillies are for. Other people are supposed to find "the right person" to have kids with. (And no, one week of dating is not enough time to find out whether someone is "The One.", unless you have known each other very well for the past 5+ years.)
malkavian_mad 13
Do you mean that everyone is only dating in order to have kids one day? That's simply not true.
testestestes123 4
12 I think you mean different race. Nationality refers to what country you are from and twins separated at birth could conceivably grow up in different countries.
OriginalimoaN 15
Exactly 27. I was just trying to say to 13 that all op said was bf, so there was nothing to indicate it was a serious thing that would have led to kids. And also exactly 38. Dating doesn't have to lead to anything but a good "rump."
dalink 24
House episode, anyone?
AlexM42 5
@40 Actually if you want to be pc about it then ethnicity is the proper word, technically we're all members of the human race.
kawaiisakura 12
That statement would be true for only people who want kids. I will never date anybody to try to find my "perfect match" to have kids with. I don't ever want kids, but I will date for the purpose of finding my perfect match to live happily with. Kids aren't for everybody so dating isn't always a "roadway" to have kids
Neopopulas 9
lets do some maths! If i understand math correctly - and who knows if i do - the chance is 1 in 365. Pick a large city at random, like LA. Los Angeles has a population of 3,819,702. So the the amount of people with your birthday is LA is statistically about 10,464. Not that it tells you much, but thats a lot of people with your birthdayn
kiriti451 3
What the ****
yoyoforpeace 14
...he just found out your birthday?
Michael_92 20
I think it might be fore the best. Doesn't seem like a smart guy...
Alleged_Cranium 7
Be proud OP. You have 1 less moron in your life.
lambda_fml 40
Either that or he is a genious hiding behind the Stupid mask.
Alleged_Cranium 7
Then I would at least expect him to know how to spell "genius".
nomz333 5
*for*
Wolvander88 19
Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.
SpicyDuck 22
Do you each have separated parents? This could be a weird real life Parent Trap /:
HouseElf 13
It would be even weirder if OP and boyfriend both liked to eat Oreos with peanut butter.
Lionesse 15
They should check their wallets to see if they have any ripped pictures of their parents and see if the match up when pieced together.
vadaaa 11
I thought your username was SpicyDick
lucyy123 14
Not really me and my ex also had the same bday...but he broke up with me for another reason lol...sorry OP
MariJ82 14
I think he did you a favor! Lol...you're definitely better off without someone of his mentality.
iammeorami 25
What an idiot........
twiztedone 19
Did you two remotely look alike? What a dumbass!
Diesel_baby 18
Not all twins look alike....
ICastillo 25
Yeah, they're called fraternal twins, there chief
Chel2010 10
I have a younger brother, and we have similar features. We don't look EXACTLY alike, but I think what 9 meant was did they even remotely look related at all.
Diesel_baby 18
My brother and I look nothing a like
SpicyDuck 22
I think he meant did they look like siblings in any way. But it's still no reason to assume you're related to someone if that was a factor.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That happens more than you'd think it would..
Werken247 14
I'm sure it's just coincidence that OP's name is Leia and her now ex bf's name is Luke... yeah, coincidence... that's it.
JJ_Rokk 10
Well wow. Now THERE'S some logic.
BlueFlatts 20
So by his terms of logic if he has 3 other siblings he could be related to >1% of the world?