Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Punished
Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML
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Vintage_Cola 29
Your mother is ******* awesome XD
Welshite 40
"And now the male inserts his penis repeatedly into the female. The female makes sounds indicating pleasure. Now both partners have achieved their climax."
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Candied_person 13
U should have kept going she would then leave
unique_freak 17
Thats getting into a very strange game of incest porno chicken... Cause it's all good if she leaves... But if she doesn't, you are now committed to jerking it while your mom commentates your porno... If that isn't about the worlds fastest boner killer I literally think that you should seek metal assistance.
Nickythehippy 6
Haha hahaha awkward!! Now what have you learnt?! :P
rabid_otaku 29
Your mom sounds like the most badass parent ever.
SPFINATOR1993 10
Your mother deserves a ******* medal.
Tripitaka 21
parenting done... how?
Eleora 19
"You see, your father and I did this differently... No, no, no! They're doing it all wrong..."
hamerzeiter 1
Isn't this how most pornos start?
DWmomoftwo 18
Awesome parenting!
Abadmonster 16
Parenting done right
toyhenoctus 16
Not gonna lie but that sounds f**king hilarious! Now I'm trying to picture my devout Christian mother doing the same thing and I can't because I'm cracking up too hard