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Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML

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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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theHIGHroad2 5

I love being a guy.. Things are just easier!! Sorry ladies..

SkoomaKi - Boys don't have to shave? Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet and don't have to shave your face, but we adults do unless we want to look like a caveman. And what the hell do you mean that guys don't have to cook and clean? What the **** kind of misogynistic bullshit are you spouting? You sound like a complete asshole. I hope you continue beating girls in video games so that they continue ignoring your stupid ass.

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good41thing198 7

Canteen? Speak English you dyke.

I love givin my balls a good scratch when i'm overseas right in front of the civilians. Funny as hell, dancing in Afghanistan was fun too. They've never even seen dancing, til I showed up.

Get yourself known

Us guys scratch our balls. You girls scratch your boobs in sneaky ways. Difference?

You said it yourself - we scratch in sneaky ways, guys are pretty blatant about it.

this didn't make sense to me anymore when I realized the OP is a guy...

Spelling. You need to learn it.

Dude! Do you work in heaven?! I would love to be able o scratch myself without (female) judgment.

breeisdope 4

Please no one pay attention to 57 , those are NOT the advantages of being a women. She made us all sound like shallow, sex addicted ******! If your a true lady you wouldn't just sleep with someone to get what you want.

and wtf is wrong with that ?

MerrikBarbarian 9

Right there with ya panda! Though I was already a lesbian so... XD