Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my family for my birthday when we tipped over while going down a rocky cascade. My husband badly cut up his arm, and my car keys and my phone both went for a swim and never returned. Great birthday. FML
Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and, just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
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Top comments
AyeJay101 25
"Hey guys, watch this..." Infamous last words till stupid stunt is done.
ARandomDickhead 8
You went full blown retard
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Comments (48)
corky1992 33
Why on earth did you possibly think that was a good idea? Those things flip so easily and also wearing glasses probably wasn't a good idea either.
604 11
Kayaks are usually built for one paddler; how the heck were you planning to jump into your friend's? ...are you sure you weren't using canoes?
Jowisee 29
Actually, canoes are one-person boats that you sit inside, Kayaks are 2 or 3 person boats that you sit on top of like a normal rowing boat.
beastiness 14
Actually you have it backwards, kayaks are the ones you sit inside with one or two people max, canoes are open deck boats. I paddle and it annoys me that people make that mistake all the time
604 11
Preach! PS: I'm Canadian. I know the difference between a canoe and a kayak :P
lantz4levi 19
Your retarded
brittanybenton 10
Let me guess, you're a dude?
CA4495 17
You're just STARTING to think it was a bad idea? You should've known it was a bad idea as soon as you thought it.
Lalala579121 28
Generally if something starts with "wouldn't it be cool if..." it's a bad idea.
AkBunny907 18
Do you at least have the excuse of being intoxicated?
NYGiants1925 22
What made you think that would go well? You're a complete idiot.
Joshawott 21
For future reference, whenever you figure something will be awesome, it won't be.
bigbluetardis 21
Can't cure stupid
liesseling 13
that's hilarious.