Pay no mind
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, after weeks of me "forgetting" to buy meat and animal products, my husband asked to talk. I was hoping he was getting the hints that I wanted us to go vegan. He wanted me to get checked for early-onset dementia. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML
Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
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Bekll 31
Fruits and vegetables were once living too before consumed.
PleaseStayChill 9
I don't care if it's a meat, vegetable, fruit, or an freaking article of clothing. If it's delicious, I'll eat it. if it's not delicious, put hot sauce on it. Then it's delicious and I'll eat it.
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Comments (40)
DocBastard 40
Can't we all just respect each others' choices? Is there any reason we can't all just get along and discuss this issue civilly without resorting to insults and name-calling? Come sit and talk with me. We can share my double bacon cheeseburger.
TaysDarkLust 11
Mmmm. *steals it*
RedPillSucks 33
Rodney King is dead. Long live Burger King
PYLrulz 17
If you don't want to eat meat, fine by me, but to do THAT?!? Your dad and his friend are assholes
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Sensible? Show them how much less likely you're to have cancer as a vegan. Eating meat is more cancer causing the smoking.
clegg7c 17
That might be the most ridiculous claims I've ever heard. You might want to check your sources my friend.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Colon cancer far less then 1%
docscientist 10
If only.
Axipiter 24
41... Really? REALLY!? Go educate yourself. That's ludicrous.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
But meat is so good :/
jelly713 19
Honestly, as a vegetarian, it sucks to be picked on for carefully ordering your food. I may not agree with veganism completely because I find it too extreme at times but at the end of the day, vegans & vegetarians, have similar reasons to not eat meat. Some health, some ethical, some religious or sometimes it's just experimental. My reason is because it helps my health. My stomach wasn't able to handle red meat in the first place without stomach pain later. Sometimes my body would completely reject meat from just smelling it so often. For some reason I never had an a big appetite for it. Plus, certain hormones in meat gives me joint pain since I'm predisposed to rheumatoid arthritis or lupus. People say "Vegan/vegetarian people are contradictory because plants are living things." Plants perceive pain differently from animals because they don't exactly have pain receptors like animals, they release chemicals for repair instead of activate pain receptors at the site of injury to promote healing like us mammals. So please don't judge. Everyone is entitled to their own personal lifestyle. Some people eat dinner plates of nothing but meats, & others eat nothing but veggies, grains & beans. Both can be called unhealthy due to excess of similar foods. But it is their own life choice. So let it be.
AgentSmith79 9
You're vegan. FYL.
SApprentice 34
Congratulations on sticking it out for a year, OP! That takes a lot of willpower. I just wish the world would acknowledge what meat is more. It's not 'pork'. It's never just 'pork'. It's the 'hind leg muscle of an eleven month old pig'. Same with 'beef', because is not 'beef'. It's a 'strip of muscle from the back of a three year old cow'. Veal, bacon, we come up with all of these deceptive terms. People just need to stop lying to themselves about what they're eating. We give animals terms like 'pork' and such, so that we won't associate what we eat with the animal it actually is. I eat meat, but I try to eat it sparingly, and I don't lie to myself about what I'm eating.
Munda1 4
Your comment made me hungry.
hotcaligirl 10
Reminds me of the veal episode of South Park..
PlaySpades 21
We give meat names like pork because hind leg muscle of an eleven month old pig is a mouthful. Also if what you're saying is true, what's your explanation for chicken?
Munda1 4
I dunno they kinda have a point. There's lots of good proteins and stuff in meat.
TheMathMajor 26
If you eat meat, you are likely getting too much protein. Meat also has animal fat which causes heart attacks, stroke, blood clots and more. And most meat that you will consume also contains growth hormones and antibiotics that can be damaging to your health. All the other "good stuff" in meat can all be found in plant based foods. The only thing you need a supplement for as a vegan is vitamin B 12. Now that you know that, do you still think it's insensible?
RpiesSPIES 27
I'm a carnivore because plants have feelings. I feel bad if I eat their ovaries :(
challan 19
To each his own! You wouldn't be able to eat at my place, but if you bring the wine, I will throw a mushroom and a twig on a plate for you anytime!