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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Pharr, United States

Party time!

Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Pretty sure it's still illegal, since you only have a permit and not a license. They're suppose to be instructing you, not using you. Parents these days.

Just wait until you become the errand boy. Fun times...

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Honestly, they could have spent their youth in bars if they hadn't sacrificed it to stay home and watch cartoons with you...show a little gratitude.

You're not alone. Wait for them to call you past 2am on a weeknight for a ride from across town.

Lol thats illegal, i hope you got pulled over and they got a dui because your parents suck at life and shouldnt be parents. Im sorry you have to live with retards

Drive off and leave them there hopefully they won't get to slammed

should have just driven away and left them there

Just leave their asses there and walk home, have them deal with the problem, it's not your responsibility to drive them anywhere for their own personal enjoyment.