raiyne
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Panic on the streets of somewhere
Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML
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Doortje 30
"Today, my car got hit. FML" would have been a lot shorter.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
So I take a few months off of this site in hopes that the quality of FMLs would improve. I log on and this is the first FML I see... I'm going back to looking at cats having sex with barbies...
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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
@#17 - (sighs) How much will it cost me this time?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Considering that the last cat you "spent time" with won't come out of the attic, I'll have to say pass. PS - How/why did you teach that cat to piss on my grandmother's purse?
tashaburr 0
that's America for you
AFloppyWetWhale 6
I'm sorry, I was unaware that there has never been a car accident in any country besides America. Plus, America is made up of people from all over the globe, likely including where you're from.
Yankeebby69 0
How is thia confusing to ANY of you???? OP practically mapped the situation out for you! On another note, your life definitely sucks, OP. :/
Doortje 30
It was edited. Trust me, the original FML made no sense whatsoever.
ninjasaurous 0
@ 25 and 26, I hate people who reply to 1 to get on top. Especially when I was second! Geez, and oh yes. It was edited dramatically.
dam32294 0
Wrong place, wrong time buddy.
datboycam18 0
Arent you glad you have Statefarm because now you can sing the magic jingle and get anything you want.!
Madmolly 0
People need to learn how to drive
domineon 0
I don't see what's so hard to understand...
nickjackgreene 2
bloody woman drivers!
hockeykyle10 5
Anybody else notice how it was a woman driver? It wouldn't be a stereotype if it wasn't true.