greeneyedpothead
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Hanford, United States
Panic on the streets of Hanford
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
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M0rt 0
How about just taking the seat belt off for a second?
ChloeG_fml 9
What's your foot doing all the way up there? Lol
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GUNZnRAIGN 6
first im cool
ApologyKick 25
Yes, I believe we are all envious of your coolness.
GUNZnRAIGN 6
dam now im the first fag. sozbout it ive neva been first so decided to tell the world in order to claim my cookie
marinus_fml 20
No ones offering you a "first cookie" That makes it even more embarrassing. FYL #1
GUNZnRAIGN 6
****. Regretting thinking I was cool now..
cassie13091 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I've done something similar to this before :/
memob123 0
Cool.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Thinking of an ice pick too?
XxDevilxXGt 26
Listen to me! The seat belts are on the attack, we must prepare for the horrors of this war to come! I'm not crazy! :O
blackheart24 10
How the hell did you get your foot stuck in a seat belt??
sleepydeath 4
I got my Hand stuck in the window, I open the door and it was one of those moving seat belts so I ended up in a target parking lot close to choking myself and waiting for my mom to come help get stuck
alliewillie 22
You panicked and cried until your boyfriend pulled over... Because your foot got wrapped in the seatbelt. You sound like a drama queen and a wuss. F your boyfriend's life.
ugh_a_lug 7
64 - What the **** were you trying to say?
greeneyedpothead 10
I get panic attacks when I feel like I can't escape from anywhere, and am extremely claustrophobic, hence the freaking out part! It was only till after he was already pulling over to help that tears came down lol.
M0rt 0
How about just taking the seat belt off for a second?
thiscrazything 1
Then there would be no FML.
hemz_fml 13
How does this happen?
nublets 12
One does not simply take off their seatbelt
The_Hitdude 12
^Well, based off of OP's username, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say she was high. Just throwing it out there.
twisted_cherub 14
I've been high, but I've never been that stupid.
ChloeG_fml 9
What's your foot doing all the way up there? Lol
ladyLALAA 29
Maybe OP was trying to scratch her ear?
nava1210 12
I didn't know OP was a bitch..
Blackmail111 9
Bondage! ME GUSTA
NickKuiper 8
0.o Those seat belts can get nasty when they are not brought up right...
MamieJoy98 7
You're Native American?
youngbuck10 9
How did you manage to get your foot stuck in a seatbelt?
jonnynasty 0
roadhead: your doing it wrong
Socially_Awkward_fml 0
You're*
NeDaroft 5
people think they're so smart for making this dumb you're* correction
CryMoreFMLs 15
48 - At least it shows they aren't ignorant of grammar such as capitalization and punctuation.
RedPillSucks 33
Really? Must we continue with this silly "Stop acting so smart by showing your education" BS? It doesn't take "smarts" to follow the rules of grammar. It just takes knowledge and the will to use it. Is it really asking so much for a native english speaker to actually write grammatically correct sentences?
marinus_fml 20
It's what happens when you smoke pot...
kat2812 1
nah...i read her user name but i think if she was high at the time she probably wouldn't have freaked out and started crying.
italiangurrl 8
Laughing hysterically is a more probable response...
lobum 12
I smoke all of the time... Never done this. She's just stupid.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Reaction to pot is pretty variable. There are people who freak out and start crying if something bad happens while they're high. I've known people like that. :-/
Boston_4_Life 3
The seat belt is not very safe anymore
perdix 31
Sounds like a scene from the modern remake of "Reefer Madness!" Lay off the Wacky Tabacky if you can't handle it.