Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hello!
Today, I went to go meet my new upstairs neighbor, only to find out nobody actually moved in. The noises that have been coming from up there were made by rats. Lots of them. FML
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saranottelling 7
Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...
sakurag0525 0
get a cat...maybe a lot of them! XD
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daniel1_1 13
FIRST!!!!!!!!1 and op your life sucks
Fminetoo 0
Would you like a ****** cookie?!?
iKaite 0
or a brain?
Scorpio1989 0
or a pat on the back and a cookie?
minnieminroe 0
Eww!
Loserguy139 6
ewwwwwwwwww
saranottelling 7
Have them make you a wonderful French meal. The rat in Ratatouille did it...
logieebearr 0
that's sick.
Profkingfish 0
AT least you know that your neighbors won't throw any loud parties!
ScaryyMary 14
Well, don't rat on them! >:O ...yeah, that was a lame pun. PUN-ishment, even. Yeah? Yeah? No. :'(
The_Disturbed 5
ScaryyMary, I like your jokes :D Have a waffle from Kirby (>'')># Now the world is a slightly better place :D And OP...That's pretty funny. Rats are surprisingly clean animals...they're just riddled with diseases and fleas. Noone likes diseases. Or fleas. So either way you look at it...it's kinda gross :P FYL
sakurag0525 0
get a cat...maybe a lot of them! XD
jessxoxo28 5
ewww, thats pretty scary
me5 0
It's neighborS! Hi!
ipwnallmen 10
dang, i wouldve move outta there fast like speed of light.. well.. at least splinter has a healthy sex life.... O/o aww the turtles r gonna have lotsa half siblings to dote on ^^