Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave an online presentation to an important client. After I'd done my thing, I asked if there were any questions. No one responded, so I confidently ended the call… except I hadn’t ended it and they heard me mutter, “Thank fuck that’s over.” FML
Today, I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business, we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said, "Good luck in your final year." Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, I had a group project on Zoom with some classmates I'm not so familiar with. When we were done and said our goodbyes, I said, "Bye bye, I love you." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
Today, I blurted out “Love you, bye!” at the end of a professional phone call. There was a long pause before he replied, “Uh… thank you for your help?” My coworkers heard everything. I'm now scared of my work phone ringing. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my team, and at the end, we were all excited about a new project. I tried to be casual and give one of my coworkers a high-five, but he didn’t see me and started walking away. I awkwardly high-fived myself while hoping anyone else didn't see me either. FML
Today, one of my clients called me, saying that he received my email. When I asked what I could do for him, he replied, “Well, what does the email say?” FML
Today, I was finishing up an internship so while driving past the other interns I said, "Bye losers!" as a joke. It turns out that the CEO was with them and fully heard me yell that. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML
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Top comments
GoW_Chick 15
Just tell them you hate to say goodbye because that means you might not see them ever again
RouletteRed 6
How are you? :)
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Comments (114)
littlemsweirdo 12
Um...opposite day?! :) Lol, don't sweat it. It happens.
CBlaze93 10
Is it me your looking for?
GoW_Chick 15
I can see it in your eyes
Tektite 14
I can see it in your smile
perdix 31
(in raspy Louis Armstrong voice) "Dolly, well hello, Dolly, It's so nice to have you back where you belong!" Who doesn't love show tunes?
ThatLooksSticky 16
Was this after a liquid lunch?
ladyLALAA 29
If it makes you feel any better, I told a customer that "if they are having any problems with their accounts to have a nice day." oops!
KaanTech 0
I said "good night see you later" to a total stranger after asking for directions while bright day light shit happens sometimes
midgetpuncher 4
Turn away from them and pretend you're talking into a small Bluetooth earpiece.
Okayitwasme 0
Everybody has a fumble on occasion. Next time keep your focus up.
thiscrazything 1
Sounds like you forgot to eat your wheaties for breakfast.
I_Punch_Babies 7
and i thought he was just being an asshole every time i met him and he would say goodbye. hes just dykslesic