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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Seoul, Korea, Republic of
It's not what you think
Today, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML
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beautifulbeats26 6
I hope you just got lost in thought and didn't realize where you were looking.....
The_Paladin 16
why were you looking there??
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Comments (75)
perdix 31
How did they know you were obsessing on the asshole? You could have been glancing at its tail, its hind legs or its balls. They must have you pegged as a butthole surfer.
SWC_Penguin 17
No! I swear, I was just watching its balls! You have to believe... Wait, why's everyone leaving?
perdix 31
#34, the best defense is an even more offensive offense!
marcranger 29
Wait, if OP was being pegged, wouldn't that make him a butthole surfEE?
RedX1000FML 11
Dat ass though
jordanhraye 18
Woah there op, next time wear some shades to not make it so obvious!
RedPillSucks 33
Caught staring at you bosses pussy.
lylotrezor 20
What they didn't notice was the cat's asshole staring at you.
snugglesMcGee199 23
It's a conspiracy.
marcela_darocha 13
You should have covered it up by saying the carpet needs to be vacuumed or the floor needs cleaning :)
CrazyMelvin 14
You shouldn't call your boss names like that.
TrinityNevada 11
I hope I'm right in assuming you were just zoning or something. While that happens to everyone sometimes, I've seen altercations over it. Well, not a pussy's asshole, but either a butt or breasts. Ah well.
Rainhawk94 27
Ass puns
happyfingers 15
And you were staring at the cats butt becaaauuuse??