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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Ashtray1 4

Clitler is hungry for weiner-schnitzel

aliyourpally 12

Yeah because everyone wants to **** Hitler

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Comments (69)

Gotta treat it like a boss now!

OP your wife got that from the new MTV show Girl Code

chowE_fml 4

Exactly. I was pondering the thought of where I had just heard this from. This isn't a real FML. Better luck next time OP

heil Clitler

aliyourpally 12

Yeah because everyone wants to **** Hitler

Omfgitsmia 15

definitely*

10, nice try, maybe next time.

kryxen 14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Hey #2, at least she shaved it. That's gotta count for something!

rg350dx 29

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

I **** see what the problem is here.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

I did nazi that coming...

very clever!(;

TheElBurrrito 21

Nor will she.

I did see this overused pun coming however.

Anne frankly its just not that funny

alstbv12 13

Please stop before this goes any Fuehrer!

Like that is?

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see why you married her.

Pics or it doesn't count

rg350dx 29

Do you just wait for FMLs about vaginas and post the same comment on them?

rg350dx 29

Either the heroin's kicking in or it got removed. Filthy tricksters. Making me look like a nutjob

This from the guy who made a " ****" pun

CallMeMcFeelii 14

Twat is the problem with that 65?

rg350dx 29

No need to snatch up the chance to cliticize my puns, 65. It would seem you're an eager beaver when it comes to muff-ling my humor but I refuse to postpoon my comments about the female genitalia.

when you hear things like this its usually the guy who does it. I am glad there are some women like this out there

generalasskicker 12

You are not first

narkill 13

Hail Clitler!

Heil Clitler!

rg350dx 29

Mein Furrier!

RedPillSucks 33

@19 Is this fun for a grammar nazi?

karen1991 15

Sooo do u have to salute it?

Two finger salute. Sometimes three.

Everybody has their fetishes.