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How dare you?

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

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Well DUH they're cupcakes!

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

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It seems that all the moms on FML are such bitches..

I don't think you understand, food can be a drug. I know it was for me and I could not let anything good-tasting go when I knew about it's existence in our house. It really is a drug, so I think it is pretty inconsiderable of you to bring that in. Temptation is a bitch.

¿You live with your mother ?

heyyyaubrey 9

well you tempted her!

She'll blame the dog

If that was my mom, she would never hear the end of it. She'd have 2 choices: Admit defeat and hear about it for the rest of her life, or grow some balls.

she probably threw them away.