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cat lady This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Egersund, Norway

Happy Caturday!

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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lenalee96 22

Everyone needs a little pussy in their life

Sierra7211 17

What a catastrophe

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Drunk lady catches pussy!!

By adopt, did you mean steal? Otherwise you just spent a ton of money of pussy..

addictedtoIASIP 14

I wouldn't even be mad

I have a feeling you're going to end up like one of those 'Crazy Old Cat Ladies'... with maybe some rocks... Good luck xx

Oh god...Imagine their names

Alcohol - because no great story starts with a salad!

nikkiluvzglen 16

Maybe ask others if they want a cat

I drunkenly buy octopus stuff - which has included five of them dead and preserved in jars and a hideous dress. Better than contacting an ex, but perhaps get on ebay or amazon for cat stuff instead of cats.

LittleRed79 39

That sounds like a great idea...until the delivery guys show up. "Hey lady, where do you want this panther?"

Just 1 more cat and you'll have as many as me!

Ah well, at least seven kitties have a home now.