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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well, truthfully, the lack of a religious discussion could have kept you two apart.

mtl_gtrst1723 0

now ask urself, wat would Jesus do? lol

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Maybe he's just a dirty jew.

wow i was with a guy for 18 1/2 months amd thats the exact same reasom he broke up with me!! and because u believe in gay rights im so sorry!!

because i* believe in gay rights

he doesn't believe in the flying spaghetti monster?

well YDI then. doesn't matter if you don't talk about about it differences are differences this isn't no pencil that you can just run out lol

obviously ur a *****.

Obviously, you're an idiot.

Goddamn I'm so tired of these grammar nazi's. Seriously who the hell cares about spelling and "awkward" sentencing, it's the internet. **** off.

maybe that was the problem, u never talked abt it

another reason why religions are silly. people don't seem to realize the fact that they're myths/altered rl stories made by people centuries ago, before much of the knowledge we know about our world were discovered. unfortunately, this fact only stops a minority from believing.

There's a great quote about this by George Bernard Shaw. It compares believers and skeptics to drunks and sober people. At least the believers have something to hold onto when things go wrong, just like people who drink.

I think you're on to something there.