Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I was on a tram and I noticed an older lady having trouble getting down the stairs. I immediately got up to help her, dropping my bag on the seat accidentally. As I went to get back on the tram, the doors closed. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
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Nightfallz 0
this fml was kinda hard to follow
onigiriqueen 0
Wow. That's why you say, "Hold on a second, guys, I'll be right back!" YDI. Idiot.
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Comments (62)
Nacirema20 0
awwww... that sux...! y do all the nice things people in the world do always come back to bite them in the ass? FYL. :-/
Inoku 0
Since it's a woman, her cell was probably in her purse. She probably opened the door, dropped her purse in the car, *then* saw the old woman and went to help. Every girl I've ever met throws their purse into the car before she gets in, so I can totally see that happening here.
Loony_fml 4
lol... how long did it take them to realize that you weren't there?
iSmellNice 2
That's why I don't help people
amatthew_03 0
Wait...what? I don't think I understand this story at all. Your friends thought you had gotten in where? Where were you helping an old lady to? Wasn't Underdog around there somewhere? I would have let him handle it...
Stacia 0
I moderated this one!! :D
uberkrissy 0
Yeah, I wouldn't be proud about it. Half the readers including myself have no idea what the FML is about.
Singularity_fml 0
You should've said, I'm gonna go help an old lady before just leaving your friend's car.
sarasarasarasara 0
OK i didn't understand this but then someone else explained it and I think I get it...
zoesterhp 0
i now get that this fml takes place in a car
xoxkarinexox 0
Yeah. Some 'friends' you got there.