Today, I discovered that when you suddenly get channels that you didn't have before, it doesn't mean there was a glitch and you're getting free TV, it just means that your son called the cable company and had your plan changed so you get every conceivable channel at a hugely increased price. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML
Today, I got a call from my cable company in regards to a bill I didn't pay. I paid the bill two weeks ago in full, but they never told me the account changed when my name was put on the account. So now I owe $170 more, and my ex-roommate is getting a $140 refund in the mail. FML
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
Today, I've been receiving a lot of calls from my telephone company, offering combo packages with internet, Netflix, Disney+ and whatever the fuck. We had previously resigned from their services, because the company never had the intention of fixing an outage that was caused BY THE SAME COMPANY. FML
Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
Today, my parents were surprised when I told them that changing the internet and cable service would also cut themselves off from the internet service's email. Which they have everything connected too. I thought about this when they told me they were saving $200 on switching. They apparently did not. FML
Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed our cable subscription to include MTV. This made us lose the only channel I care about: HBO. Goodbye Game of Thrones, hello Teen Mom. FML
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mackdeezy 22
What I wanna know is if it included the dirty channels too.
zandalee 20
If the account isn't in his name he can't request the extra channels surely.
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Comments (69)
areallybadninja 4
cpr for choking? really?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just have it canceled because your son doesn't have the ability to authorize changes.
pacmanman 15
Cancel it and make him pay for what you already have to! And tell him if he wants to watch **** to do so with his own money!
MyS3lf 24
Time to whip a certain little boys butt, that's for sure!
SamanthaCassieL 10
If your kid can call the company and they will allow such a change then you need to consider two things: 1. Make sure your account security is more secure for the future (ie. some companies ask for a pin or password, create a (new/better) one) or 2. Switch companies.
Satoaoi 13
I wanna know how he did this. unless your son sounds like a grown as man and has access to your credit cards and information
Bebbo_fml 21
Isn't that a law suit waiting to happen? After all, if the cable is under your name it needs your approval. That company just lost some good cash there.
vross226 6
Aahhhhqhqhahha yes.
Lehk 9
people are giving bad advice, don't cancel the upgrades, cancel all of the cable. Be a troll-dad
Xotoolyxo 16
Dun...dun..dumbass