tillyg15
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Droitwich, United Kingdom
Fantasy research
Today, I had to ring up our local competitors to get prices for paint. I pretended I'd just bought a house and was doing it up, and I actually got excited about doing up a make-believe house. FML
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ambowew 7
Time to go out and buy The Sims to tame your cravings.
perdix 31
As opposed to the thrill of industrial espionage?
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Interesting...
_ebbonyy 11
what's wrong with getting excited about doing some renovating? when I watch the block and shows like that, I get the urge to do some renovating and I don't even own my own house! haha
StanSmith_fml 9
Yes because saying "interesting" for a first comment has never been done before! I'm proud of you. / sarcasm
DrDilllonReese 12
Bitching about the first comment has never been done before. I'm proud of you...
Sebastian_NG 17
30 - Yo dawg...
melikesfml 11
Oh dear gosh your life truly is F'd! Holy crap! I agree your life does suck! .......
BntyHntrSeattle 30
I didn't really think I would have to do this, but I would just like to say that I was expressing my 'interest' in this subject; however, my one word response apparently deserves a whole load of bitchy sarcasm. I did not intend to be original, I just found it funny. Sorry I offended you with a word I have yet to be heard as an insult. ~BHS
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Nothing! Everyone seems to view 'interesting' with a negative connotation... :P That's why. ~BHS
ambowew 7
Time to go out and buy The Sims to tame your cravings.
HighGTurn 12
Beat me you it -____-
Krysk_fml 0
What?
abbyabb 4
Or... Minecraft! (maby)
twisted_cherub 14
My regimen on any Sims game: 1. Put new Sim(s) in affordable house. 2. Motherload, motherload, motherload,.... 3. Buy bigger property and design huge house down to tiniest detail. 4. Decorate said house. 5. Get bored with Sim(s) in that house and repeat process with new Sim(s). I really just need a home design game.
richy90255 8
23 the sims is a simulation life game in which you could build and design a house however you want
Wicked361 8
Instead of motherload put in familyfunds {Last name of family here} {amount of money you want}.... oh yes it works...;)
lyssa_jean 7
And Im sure you made up a make believe husband too......
Demonfish 14
That was harsh...
DrDilllonReese 12
And unnecessary. Why assume OP was single? Or looking for a husband and not a wife?
THE_A_TEEN 28
I always believe that these people who throw insults like these are like that themselves. I'm guessing lyssa_jean is some delusional, single, crazy old bag imagining people but she doesn't admit it.
marmlr339 14
I'm single :-(
mikeymayhem_87 15
Also known as trolls
KiddNYC1O 22
Okay, she made an unpleasant comment, move on people.
1happymummy 14
Its not always such a bad thing
lyssa_jean 7
lordy lord ppl it was a joke:) lighten up..... Hey if she had made up a make believe hubby to go with her make believe house she wouldve just been playing her part that much better.....
The_Hitdude 12
47-I think it would be in your best interest to stop talking.
PurpleCabbage 1
I like apple sauce.
fuzzbuck1 4
You should buy a doll house and do a makeover on it
Carrikins 8
You work in a paint company... yet still get excited talking about it?
qazaq 1
Sounds like a good employee to me.
cutielilangel 8
Or perhaps OP was still new to the company.
evilplatypus 39
I passionately love my job. Good on OP if they enjoy what they do.
garebear13 4
We're you excited about watching the imaginary paint dry?
garebear13 4
Oh autocorrect...changing my words. I meant "were".
auzz1_pride 9
Sounds like you need a hobby.
btstig 11
Sounds like she just created one.
Heinousness 0
Four words OP, bored.
Demonfish 14
Anything is possible with imagination! °_•
jackassiddy 8
:/ ... :D Ten inch penis! ¦] *looks in pants* >:( LIAR!
Demonfish 14
You're doing it wrong! -_-
Heinousness 0
8, sometimes, imagination is terrible. Imagination idiocy: 8============D. (a dick) (o)(o). (boobs) If only imagination didn't screw up.
perdix 31
As opposed to the thrill of industrial espionage?
McMan 23
Hey, it's called "competitive business strategies", remember Sirin has to plant gas bombs and whatnot to take care of copycat sites.
Cad6 24
McMan - Sirin never goes that low. She uses land mines that trigger website-killing viruses when set off.
IcedJesus 5
You should actually redo your house/apartment