Lonely
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dream baby dream
Today, I had a date in my dreams. It was a pity date, with someone who is already taken. I can't even get a real date in my dreams. FML
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perdix 31
Wow! You got to live your dreams! Most people don't get the chance to live their dreams, but you do. Hint: Try not to dream of yourself as a pathetic loser.
lmaoatyourlife 0
Nobody wants to date some one who constantly feels sorry for themselves. If you want a date so badly go out, meet new people, even if you're hideously ugly some one will be drunk enough to give you their phone number. Just stop whining!!!!
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Comments (35)
_Noon_ 0
Hahaha, I like your conclusion :)
itak365 4
Well, if it was a dream, then it would be impossible to get a real date, right?
wazdog 4
To OP: lower your standards or quite complaining. Oh and stop aiming for people who are taken.
haweb 0
Wow, only the 12,000th one of these we've seen.
lmaoatyourlife 0
Nobody wants to date some one who constantly feels sorry for themselves. If you want a date so badly go out, meet new people, even if you're hideously ugly some one will be drunk enough to give you their phone number. Just stop whining!!!!
Jimboom 12
I hope you at least tried to get it on with her in your dreams. It's not rape if it's only in your dreams. ;)
Tigg3r 3
Dream-rape!!! XD
Dickman16 0
lmao wow....ydi cuz I bet ur fat and ugly ....
james496_fml 0
shut up u mean asshole
idkweird 0
Are you the same guy who wrote the one about being dumped for being the "perfect boyfriend"? If not, Im pretty sure the two of you have a lot in common. You both seem to be whiners who try too hard!
I_Call_Fake 0
Awhhh boo-hoo. NOT
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Awwh, poor you. Not really an FYL or YDI, this is just really pathetic.