Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to be nice and held a door open for someone. I didn’t realize they were actually far away, so I ended up awkwardly standing there for 30 seconds while they power-walked towards me. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, while holding the door open for a stranger, I thought I was being polite. She walked through, smiled at me, and said, "Thanks, but you didn’t have to follow me into the bathroom." I hadn’t noticed the door led to the restroom. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML
Today, I tried to be nice to a cute girl at the café by holding the door open for her. I smiled, leaned on the door frame, and poured my entire cup of coffee down my leg. She still said thanks before walking away. FML
Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I held the door with my back to greet everyone into a meeting. When I followed the last person in, my waistband managed to get looped on the door handle and shut behind me as I walked away, taking my body with it. I was leading the meeting, as the branch manager. FML
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FPsLife 5
At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.
suadelaaa 0
30 seconds? Hahahahhaa loser.
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Comments (127)
Safko 0
Seriously? 30 seconds? :(
lol_seriously 0
idiot
Mike0005 2
That belongs on the fail blog more than FML.
itsTiffany 0
Lol that's just dumb..
dontcallmekim 0
hahahaha i think it counts as a FML. esp. if anyone saw me standing there holding the door for no one. id be pretty embarrassed.
Jka_fml 0
HAHAHhahha... THIS is prolly the funniest one ive read in a long time
TidusBlade 0
If I was opening the door for more than 3 seconds, I'd turn back to see if there's anyone at all, how do you keep it open for 30 seconds without realizing anyone was there xD
squirm 0
#10 dont be blondist, not all blondes are dumb, take me for example well not me but i know some smart blondes,
Marysenjo 0
awww people are mean - i actually find this fml totally adorable xD i can imagine you standing there holding the door, but no one is walking through, hahahaha.
BigLord 0
Seriously, wtf? o_o