BarefootNoMore
Ajax, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
College is gross.
Today, I forgot to wear my shower shoes to my dorm shower. I didn’t think it was a huge deal until I walked in and stepped in something. On closer inspection, I realized that I stepped, barefoot, in someone's jizz. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I hope you didn’t have any tiny cuts on your feet — you could get pregnant!
TeachAllTheMath 19
Shower shoes at college are a non-negotiable.
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Comments (19)
Takegami 22
Ouch. Sorry OP. Good thing you were at the showers so you could wash it off
jkjorn 18
Time to get some Dr. Scholl's Plan B Inserts™ !
aquapearl736 16
Keep a sample and sign up for forensics next semester so you can find the culprit!
8313girl 28
Yeah always wear your shower shoes. No matter what. You could get a foot fungus and all kinds of things. **** is just funny though lol.
manb91uk 22
Well at least he came in the shower. This means it’s clean **** - every silver lining has a cloud.
sadCowboysfan 20
At least by being barefoot it would be pretty easy to wash off rather than getting on the shower shoes you wear everyday.
Lee Elliott 4
aaaaand that's why, among other reasons, you wear shower shoes in public showers.