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Today, a work colleague announced that she's organising a bit of a party. She then said, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited, to "avoid ruining the vibe." FML

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Victor_90 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:06

go clubbing with your friends drink shitloads take a shitload of pictures with a shitload of attractive people then get facebook and post it up. when they realize your all cool and shit and they invite you to a party say **** that your party cant keep up with this.

goofyguts 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 4:45

that nasty bitch!

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 10 July 2014 3:08

She ruined the vibe by saying that.

thatfangirl 8

Tuesday 16 December 2014 5:28

Well, I'm not taking sides, but they probably have a reason for not inviting you. maybe you're an asshole and just don't know it!

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Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

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Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

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Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML

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