TheodoreFinches
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Bullies on the bus
Today, on the bus ride home from work, two women behind me kept pulling my hair. I turned around and told them to, "cut it out." When I got home, I realized they'd took it literally. FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32
Did these women not learn the kindergarten rule of not invading other's personal space? To pull your hair continuously is bad, to cut it off, I would be ******* livid. I'm pretty sure at that point it counts as assault and they can be charged.
almost_there44 26
People are so childish and dumb as hell. I know you're upset, but at least hair grows back. Probably the last thing you want to hear. Their stupidity will probably last forever if they think it's cute to cute a strangers hair. Thankfully they didn't do something worse with those scissors. Sorry OP.
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Comments (83)
chewsef 17
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
ImZakki 15
I hate it when people mess with your hair. I once had to cut some of my hair out at school because someone threw blu-tac in it
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
Thats some creepy ass shit!!
Mr_Mole 24
Seems unlikely.
RogueWarrior869 23
I don't know if it is considered that where you're at, but in some places that is considered assault. Honestly, they sound like small children that don't know how to or were never taught how to behave. I hope they get professional help, and that your hair doesn't look too bad after that, op.
NutellaCongress 10
There is some hell toupee
Globrorey 3
That's ****** up. Although I hope you weren't breaking the etiquette rule of not hanging your hair over the back of the seat. Cuz I don't know how they'd get at your hair if you weren't doing that. Unless the seat backs are really that low? I remember them being pretty high though. Either way, fyl.
nicholcm 5
Sounds like a case of assault with a deadly weapon (yes that is the actual criminal charge) - if you can find out who they are, and busses have cctv. You can also initiate a civil case for damages.