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Brain melt

Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two-year-old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML

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jake98899889 4

Fyl. You did what was best for the kid but at the same time smashed $1000. Let's just be happy it wasn't your baby that got ran over.

toenibbler 14

I'm also a teenager, and lives are always more important than technology.

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I Wud have tore his ass up

MissHayleyJames 7

Unless you have a death grip on a toddler's hand and are hurting them though, they can slip theirs out and run off pretty quick.

Serves you right for owning an ipad

isis_morrigan 18

Hmmm...iPod and cellphone vs your child...be happy somebody else didn't feel two thumps as their front and rear tires crushed your child. Check your priorities.

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

A type of "leash" that attaches to the kid's shirt, and you hold the other end.

YDI for not keeping track of your kid. I'm so tired of parents who can't control their own offspring and then bitch about it. It's called a leash or a stroller - use it. And how could you possibly forget about your $600-800 iPad that you just dropped haphazardly on the ground trying to chase after the kid you couldn't control? smh

That sucks I would be mad

oh my gawd, same thing happened to my mom a couple of months ago weird! :-o

AntiLove187 4

This is why belts work.

Hope u got the wal mart extended warranty .