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Evjoel This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Hamilton, Bermuda

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Today, I decided to take some local college courses to improve my résumé. I got into the physics room and a large, multi-colored sign in large print stated, "NO THROWING OR STABBING." FML

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AllyKayR 18

You know what they say .. There's a story behind every sign

Infamous_Pickle 21

Would you rather have throwing and stabbing be allowed?

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Comments (25)

Shadowvoid 33

This FML has a concerned feel to it, but I think it's comforting that they set rules like this, otherwise, someone may go around stabbing and throwing people around all willy-nilly.

mysterious_anna 11

Why is this even an FML??

Garnetshaddow 30

To be fair... Physics is an incredibly stressful subject if you don't have a knack for that type of math. I took physics for non-majors and all of us were about ready to throw things. I personally needed to be escorted out for having a breakdown and sobbing during an exam. It was terrifying the rest of the already terrified class. There may be a funny story there to set the class at ease... but I think it's good to be concerned.

PennyLane27 32

Just ask your prof what the deal is with the sign. He/she won't bite! No promises on stabbing or throwing you, though ;)

Nonny_mouse 7

Looks like you'll have to change your project from stabbing and throwing to something else

PennyLane27 32

One more note, OP: Physics isn't as horrendous or terrifying as its sometimes made out to be. Take it one bite at a time. Take notes. Make flash cards for each equation. Ask questions in class (bc if you're not sure, most of the class probably isn't sure either but is too afraid to ask). Never be afraid to ask. Use your professors office hours for extra help (that's what they're there for. And they like when students actually make extra effort!!) See if your school has free tutoring. Use free resources online like Khan Academy. Best to you, OP!

ThrottleJockey 36

It's just like that Powerman 5000 "When Nerds Collide".

zach055 23

Could that sign have been a joke?

PhoenixChick 26

Well, it IS a good policy