Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML
Today, a guy I was into and who denied me because he “saw me as a friend only” began to date another girl. I asked him, “Why her and not me?” and he wouldn’t tell me. After pestering him, he finally caved in, saying, “Fine, plus sized girls are not my thing. Happy now?” So in other words, I have to lose weight to find love. FML
Today, I saw a friend’s Instagram post. She's lost so much weight since the last time I saw her, so I slid in her DMs hoping to score a date. It was going quite well until I asked her out and she responded, “You’re only asking me out because I’m skinny now, right? You’re barking up the wrong tree” and she blocked me. FML
Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I realized how fucked up the dating world is when I noticed girls wanting to be all over me once I lost 65 pounds. This girl who put me in the friendzone three years ago is now wanting to latch onto me. It makes me want to not try because apparently, love is conditional. I quit. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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imonfml_fml 0
im sorry, but this is just really stupid. obviously you can find someone better who can appreciate that you lost 50lbs
PityFool 0
Sorry, dude, but if you'd not lost your weight, she probably would've said "I only dig thin guys."
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Comments (95)
shootingstar8D 0
Lol don't get fat now move on to someone who likes skinny guy ;)
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Wendy: Bebe, I'm attracted to Eric Cartman. Bebe: AHHH!!! Wendy: I know. Bebe: Why would you tell me this? Why would you tell ANYONE this?
WetDream_fml 0
There's no comma after today.
Snazaza 0
omg shut up with the south park crap
fckaduck 0
Who gives a shit?
chea_chea 0
Sounds like she was just avoiding going out with you...maybe because she hasn't talked to you in too long. Might have taken action too quickly for what the situation. Why would she say you look sexy now if she thought the 50 lbs. heavier you was more sexy? I think she's full of shit and just didn't want to date you. Sorry dude LOL
mrodriguez096 0
sorry she's just a dumb ass dont listen to her there are many other people in life and congrats. for the 50pounds loss
MattSwagg 0
Hook me up man, I'm a fat guy from Ontario lol
jessxoxo28 5
LOL!!!
LALALALagirrl 1
she's just really shallow you'll find someone:) and good for for you that you lost all that weight:):) that's impressive lol
shostakovich 0
It's an excuse.
blackcatcutie 0
I like bigger guys.....they give AMAZING hug....they are like big Teddy bears :)