By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30
The Top
By AtLeastIPassed - 22/08/2018 09:30 - Canada - Berwick
Night terrors
By scared shitless - 24/06/2020 08:02
Zapped
By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 17:48 - United States - Wittmann
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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden
Get it on, get on with it
By WorkingBlind - 12/10/2021 23:00
Horsing around
By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 20:02
By SassyBasher - 18/10/2013 00:14 - United States - Taylors
SassyBasher tells us more.
By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood
By SoGoodAtLife - 09/03/2016 19:30 - Canada - Toronto
By cameron0779 - 19/02/2016 03:56 - United States
cameron0779 tells us more.
Hey everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support, doc says I'll be able to walk again in a few weeks. I was wearing socks, and my grandma's house has wooden stairs. My grandmother and I are very close, and she completely understood; she wasn't upset. And now, as for the TV. I'd say it WAS about 40 inches and rather new, so it wasn't too heavy. But I'll by buying another one. I'll also be fixing the banister. It was just a fluke accident, no hard feelings. And yes, my grandmother cared about my leg. Bye guys!
By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00
Meet the family
By annika - 06/09/2020 08:07 - Canada
By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States
By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif
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By for_fs_sake - 21/09/2012 10:56 - United Kingdom
for_fs_sake tells us more.
I called the hospital this morning and was informed by the duty nurse that yes, I definitely should have been told not to drink on the new meds. When I asked why the doc didn't mention it, she replied that "the doctor has been very busy as she's now taken on a management position and she must have forgotten". Fabulous! Happily, my husband's very understanding, and the new guy thinks it's hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. So right now, I guess it's the lack of shoes and lack of dignity that are the real problems. And yes - I've heard I was a BLAST to drink with last night, until the whole shrub-shoe-booty-text debacle. God, I'm a moron.
Great timing
By fartmaster - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Genius, definitely
By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 07:04 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford
By bookworm - 19/11/2014 20:56 - United States - Victoria
By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento
By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 01:54
swervelol tells us more.
Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was pretty terrifying. It had happened early in the morning and I'm up before my mom is for work so she was still asleep when I stumbled in for help. She thought that I just wanted her to let me stay home from school because I was sick and didn't really give it any second thought and I got so weak I fell down and couldn't get up from the floor. Somehow I made it back to my bed and blacked out again and my mom left for work she said apparently I was nearly unresponsive because I couldn't open my eyes or speak coherently when she tried talking to me. A few hours later though she managed to wake me up with a phone call saying she felt terrible that she left me home alone and was coming back to bring me to the hospital. The hospital staff were not happy that I wasn't drinking enough water, and I was a little angry that I was there because I felt alright after I woke up again and I didn't like the way they treated me like some delicate flower. So live and learn I guess my mom won't be sleeping the next time I'm sick haha.
Because of him
By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00
Wardrobe malfunction
By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00
Here, have this
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
RIP Dave Prowse
By Davios - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Friends like these…
By LonelyOtter - 11/12/2018 14:00
What? It's just helpful advice because we know better.
By Moimoi78 - 01/02/2017 05:00 - Australia - Eatons Hill
Keywords
The poster was not offensive in any way, there were no triggering pictures, and the principal okayed it but apparently changed his mind at the last minute WITHOUT telling me. The reason I was trying to raise awareness is because I recently lost a close friend to suicide after she cut to deeply.