Washing machines, Accident and Cleaning: Falling down - FML

Falling down

By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 00:01

Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML

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Chazzster 29

Monday 28 June 2021 3:41

I am confused. You reached forward over the washing machinery and fell backwards?

Brightside86 30

Monday 28 June 2021 7:15

Well at least you didn't get stuck like all those poor women in those videos.

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Chazzster 29

Monday 28 June 2021 3:41

I am confused. You reached forward over the washing machinery and fell backwards?

Brightside86 30

Monday 28 June 2021 7:15

Well at least you didn't get stuck like all those poor women in those videos.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 29 June 2021 5:49

You're lucky you didn't break anything.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 29 June 2021 8:36

Your...washing machine....empties into the floor???????

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