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By nice one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By nice one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By ardea_alba - 01/01/2016 20:27 - Russian Federation - Yekaterinburg
By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States
By Canonlizardjet - 13/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Ormond Beach
By Disappointed - 09/03/2019 18:00
By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 22:50 - United States
By small dick energy - 02/05/2019 04:00
By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia
By crappyeve - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Wilmington
By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 16:00
By mouseart - 03/11/2016 14:51
By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg
By Lulu - 16/07/2017 00:30
By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:37 - New Zealand - Albany
By Jim - 31/07/2019 04:00 - United States
By One_Wheel_Wonder - 06/10/2016 15:36 - United Kingdom - London
OP here! I had insurance on the car, I did it over the phone the day before I collected the car so I was all legal to drive it. The guy who hit me had no insurance on his car, and was promptly taken away by the police who were called to the scene by a passing motorist. It was a head-on collision caused by the other driver, so I'm not at fault. My car is what my insurance call "a total loss" so it's beyond economical repair and wouldn't be safe to be back on the road anyway. My insurance company are going to deal with all the valuations and payouts (I can get a payout on the value of the car) but it's just such a shame as the car was super-low mileage, factory-spec, high-specification and in MINT condition. It was a car I'd always wanted but alas, it was not meant to be! No serious injuries to report, couple of cracked ribs from the impact/airbags and bruises but I was able to walk away from the accident, which is a plus. Not sure what affect this will have on my insurance premiums though, but time will tell.
By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 16:18 - Denmark
By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 14:03 - United States - Charlotte
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland
By CouldBeALoser - 17/09/2016 18:26 - United States - West Tehama County
By GimmeLaCoffee - 15/05/2014 13:03 - United Kingdom - London
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
By Sudokori - 29/08/2017 20:00
By HoboWithACondom - 31/08/2019 16:01
By Anonymous - 07/09/2019 12:02 - Korea Republic of
By 310 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By wondercat40 - 24/04/2014 21:19 - United States - Indianapolis
He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
By fuckingcool - 18/08/2016 21:19 - United States - Farmington
I never claimed that I was "cool" for drinking and I wasn't bragging only telling my friends about a fun experience I had celebrating my sisters engagement. I had gotten into a 21 and up club and I only brought it up because they had been sharing similar experiences that they had. Hop off your high horse and don't shame me for drinking underaged when people in Europe start drinking by age 16 the latest, I was 18. I didn't drive, I didn't get sloppy or make out with any strangers. I just had a fun night of dancing and some drinks with my sisters and her friends. Arrest me!
By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven
By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 18:52 - United States
By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00
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OP here: I'm a work-from-home mom and devoted wife :) We share bank accounts, mails, FB profiles (yes, we're one of those couples) and anything else you could think of...He knows how my phone works and what features it has better than myself, so to sum up - no, there is absolutely no reason he would think that except the fact that I am the first relationship he hasn't cheated in, so I guess it's true what they say - 'you assume for others what you're capable of yourself' :) cheers to all,