By sciencetime - 10/12/2016 11:33
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By TheVengefulGeek - 13/09/2015 21:28 - Canada - Hanmer
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OP here. Can't believe this actually got published. Insight time: we've been stuck in the little-to-no-money rut for a about a year now. The detergent we had smelled like hospitals and that weird plastic-y smell you get hit with at the dentist's office. We finally have enough money to get the stuff that has an actual scent instead of whatever "clean breeze" is supposed to be, so it's a small victory that is actually quite symbolic to us. Your comments had me laughing. A lot of you are right; enjoy the little things. You tend to miss out if you overlook them :)
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By bish_wut - 10/09/2016 20:15 - United States - Huntington Beach
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Hello, everyone! I'm the OP. I am so shocked/ excited this actually got posted! First off, thanks for all the kind comments, I smiled quite a few times haha. As for my friendless life, I am homeschooled due to many health problems I have, such as anxiety, so being home alone all day, it's quite hard to make friends. But I do realize I could do something about it instead of sitting here moaping. My birthday is in 2 days, so my sister is going to help me invite some neighbors and hopefully I can make some friends :) (#3 and #4, thanks friends :D) Thanks for the luck everyone, I think I'll definitely need it.
Kids say the dumbest things…
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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 13:32 - United States - Jacksonville
No cussing
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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park
We should do this again some time
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
TOO SOON
By tipsyone - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Malmö
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OP here: this is not the first time she’s done this! I’ve talked about this two years ago and how I find it incredibly boring to listen to the same songs three months!! Of course the others don’t mind since they’re afraid of conflicts plus I’m the one with the office very close to hers!
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Fellas, is it gay to drink Mountain Dew?
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Wanking in the New Year
By Lonesome - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bossier City
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OP here, her kids were the best. That's the worst part of losing the job.