By boyBYE - 16/11/2016 23:30 - United States - Pleasant Grove
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By myfuturelover - 04/11/2016 03:43 - United States - Big Rapids
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By PhoenixChick - 08/09/2015 18:54 - United States - Champaign
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Hey, OP here! You know, this might be a comment thread that saves lives. I had already decided to put my foot down on me or my husband ever riding with MIL, but...I hadn't thought about everyone else. And now I have. I do not live with my in-laws, but we live in the same town and I cannot drive at night so it gets awkward to refuse their offers when my husband can't take me somewhere. Funny thing is, there is no legal restrictions on my driving,the DMV keeps insisting I'm fine, but I know that my contacts and retinal disease give me issues with headlights and therefore I shouldn't. I'm fine during the day, but stay off the road at night. I'm careful because my eye disease is from my father, who kept driving at night when he shouldn't. Nearly killed himself in an accident. I know who my MIL's doctor is, and I'm going to call his office. She MUST have lied to the DMV, and I think it'll be easier to talk to her doctor than to the DMV. I just have to brace myself for if she finds out. Thank you all for the help. My in-laws are rather good at manipulation. I've known them for ten years, and they use MIL's medical issues to overrule literally everything. She has serious psych issues, and FIL is very protective of her feelings. To the point of letting her lie to my husband's doctors when he was in the ER because it made MIL "feel useful" to tell the doctor's things about my husband's health. She was making up all kinds of things about my husband's condition when he went in for emergency surgery, and when I corrected her I got yelled at by my father in law for making MIL "feel bad." Nevermind that her lies to the operating surgeon could have gotten my husband seriously hurt or killed. So yeah, this ends now. I'm not going to let her hurt anybody else if I csn help it. Wish me luck, I've got a fight on my hands...
Caught in 4K
By NewRoommateNeededASAP - 13/10/2016 01:29 - United States
Turn on
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By AnonymousCow - 20/09/2016 13:04 - Australia - Perth
Tu as compris ?
By gleefan116 - 28/08/2010 00:18 - United States
Learning moment
By bigbro - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Southbank
You're under arrest
By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States
By BiteMe - 30/08/2016 23:29 - United States - Upper Marlboro
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By dumpedfornoreason - 01/10/2017 18:30 - United States - Normal
Undervalued
By burnuptowndow - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Creepy Dick Pic
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By tbrown0089 - 10/08/2016 21:49 - United States
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Hi op here! I'm only twenty. I have plenty of time to date. This happened months ago anyways. I have an amazing boyfriend now. And yes I was single for seven months. You would too if you catch your ex sleeping with your cousin. It was a wedding ring and he is still happily married with a baby on the way.
By lostmykeys - 03/08/2016 22:44
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Follow up - He was back together with her and neglected to tell me. He was having a dinner date with her when I arrived, so I kind of handed over the gifts and walked away. and cornyrob - Super funny you'd mention the wedding singer. That's his favourite rom-com. Although in this situation, my adam sandler was most definitely aware his Linda was around. It really kills me that this made it onto the FMLs.
By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada
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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States
Dick joke
By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Pseudo - 21/06/2016 05:33 - France - Vitry-le-fran?ois
By Bambi113 - 09/06/2016 19:07 - United States - Pittsburgh
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By kittywings - 29/04/2016 01:14 - United States - Bridgewater
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Hey all, OP here To everyone wondering: yes, it was disgusting. After freaking out for a little, I just tried my best not to puke and washed the cockroach guts off my back. I smashed the half-dead cockroach with a shampoo bottle just to put the poor thing out of its misery and threw out the loofah. Speaking of the loofah, it was one of those really hard thick sponges, which is probably why the cockroach's shell got crushed by it (I also thought cockroaches' shells were too tough to be crushed like that, but maybe the steam from the shower softened it?) Anyway, though it was really really gross, the one good thing that came out of this is that my FML actually got posted, which is pretty cool. Thanks guys :)
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01
Jilting John
By Loveless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Nice victim blaming!
By fuckyoutoothen! - 22/07/2020 08:02
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Hey OP here, I'm not sure if this will clear things up because quite frankly I'm confused. We've known each other for a little over a year now. We're supportive of each other and everything. This past weekend our conversation shifted. He pretty much made me admit that I had feelings for him. He wanted me to literally say “I Like You”. He then went on to express his feelings and how he been liked me and etc. Lately we had been snap chatting more than texting. He even had stopped by for a hug before work. He was really trying to prove himself to me. The next day we were snapping each other then all of a sudden he stopped responding. I gave it some time then called his phone number and that's when I was informed someone else now was the owner of that number. There is literally no other way to contact him.