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By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00
Lock your doors
By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie
By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Indianapolis
By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield
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By ApplePie1994 - 11/11/2016 01:51 - Ireland - Mallow
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OP here. My sassy Jack Russell ass bitch's name is Honey. She's 13, blind and smells like ass. The older she gets, the cheekier she becomes. She's still awesome, though. I eventually won the battle. Yes, I rewarded her submission with rubs. I talk to her like she's a person. She's sick of my bullshit, tbh. I love my baba. I'll upload pictures of her on my profile.
By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey
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I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
By anonymous - 30/06/2017 15:34
By bagadigi - 27/10/2016 14:18 - Canada - Nepean
Words is hard
By purpletulip - 21/10/2016 01:35 - Canada - Mississauga
Mr Spiderman
By Confused Clipboard - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia
Freaky
By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 09:15 - United States
The workplace from hell
By Gottabekidding - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashland
Procrastination
By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States
Slippin' up
By Anonymous - 21/09/2017 04:30
By Anonymous - 27/09/2017 03:09
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Hey, guys. OP here. The situation is actually a bit more complicated than I made it out to be initially, but the FML is pretty much the gist. I can't go into too many details but here's what basically happened. I had actually asked for resume advice by someone who already worked at the company I was applying to. Let's call this person Mat. This person gave actual solid advice right up until he told me to make up work experience. I didn't do that, obviously, but I listed all prior relevant work experience, which included a company that had since gone out of business. Everything was fine until about a couple of weeks later when I was fired over the weekend. I later found out that Mat had also been fired. It was implied that I wasn't the only employee implicated in his shenanigans. I tried going to HR to clear my name, but everyone just wanted the whole debacle over and done with. I'm also pretty sure my life would've been very difficult had I decided to pursue legal action. I just happened to get caught up in company politics, that's all. Not much I can do about it now.
It's the Final Countdown
By Mightytall - 11/09/2019 00:01
By Daddy - 19/08/2016 14:55 - United States - Hialeah
By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City
On Target, almost
By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00
By khlonnae - 21/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Dayton
By dead rats - 08/08/2016 13:58
Dad jokes
By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40
By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10
Hog on hog action
By auscop - 17/09/2009 10:57 - Australia
One step forward, two steps back.
By MJF - 24/01/2018 15:00
New creepypasta just dropped
By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States
By Rari - 09/06/2016 16:04 - United States - Phoenix
Keywords
OP here, I live in Maryland and had to fly to Dallas for my hockey tournament. Although my stick showed up at the right airport, my bag containing my gear was somehow flown to Jacksonville instead of Dallas.