By "Beackers675" - 18/07/2017 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis
The Top
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By really_dad? - 17/08/2017 13:00
Flight from hell
By MDoremis - 28/08/2016 19:24 - United States - Honolulu
Snitches get bitches
By Innocent - 18/08/2016 23:03 - New Zealand
I'm going to make it awkward
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The audacity
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By Anonymous - 29/11/2017 15:45
fishyrael tells us more.
OP here, didn't expect to actually get published! Backstory, it's a college Intro class that I have to take before I can branch off into the Fiction classes (it's my major with intent to teach Fiction writing myself at university level). My professor has a PhD in Poetry. The first half of the class was poetry, and this last half of the semester is fiction. The problem is she has no interest in seeing her fiction-oriented students succeed, and from her feedback on my stories, I'm fairly certain she's not even reading them from feedback like not being able to tell two different characters with different names were not the same person. But I digress. The student's story we were workshopping was about an nonathletic person going mountain climbing with his athletic friend, Charles. Charles spends the whole story pushing the protagonist forward and encouraging him, "You can do it!" and "We're almost there!" She tried to tell us Charles HAD to be the antagonist because he was the only other character in the story. So I called her out and told her the antagonist is whatever force that drives the conflict forward, as well as explaining the concept of Man vs Man, Man vs Self, Man vs Nature, etcetera. This woman is a college professor for ***** sake.
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Good job
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All in a day's work
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Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
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By girlsncomics - 28/04/2017 18:10
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I had them in a shelf that I was sure she couldn't reach suppose I was wrong. This was the first and only time she did something like this.
Rumour has it
By ShanghaiSam - 17/05/2017 04:00 - China - Shanghai
By philosophicallll - 28/09/2015 20:25 - South Africa - Cape Town
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I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.
By LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg
Nightmare Fuel
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By PackardBell - 28/03/2016 03:09 - United States - Vernon Hills
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Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.
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Hey everyone, OP here! So uhm..just for the record I'm not a minor, no CPS needed. As for their religion, I personally do not follow it, but out of love and respect for my parents I let them take care of me, (I'd been away from home for a long time and got sick upon my return) it was a nasty cold, and I was miserable, but I'm fine now. My family doesn't believe in unnecessary medications if the body can fight it off, however in extreme cases they will accept modern medicine. And yes, we're all vascinated so calm your butt cheeks. As for their religious beliefs, that is who they are. Thanks for the support, but no need to worry.