By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States
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By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon
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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains
Long day
By Heww - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Kasey103 - 22/01/2013 23:39 - United States - Grand Rapids
Kasey103 tells us more.
In my defense, when she said, "Dresden is in Germany, Sweetie." I knew exactly where it was. My cousins are from Leipzig. I guess her accent just made the name sound funny. But thank you all for adding your two cents about the American education system.
By Dracoboxer357 - 05/01/2013 16:00 - Canada
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48- It's called Couvade's syndrome, I looked it up when I started randomly throwing up in public before she did with our first child. It's also how we knew for sure we were pregnant with our second: I spontaneously puked out my truck window onto another car while driving through town. ;P I've gotten the whole roller coaster ride of emotions through two pregnancies already, I'm pretty sure it's just more of the same now. :)
By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States
By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia
By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States
Clout chasing
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia
Weasley little liar dude
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
What a trip
By badwaitress - 05/06/2009 17:57 - United Kingdom
By _RobotInDisguise - 09/12/2009 23:47 - United Kingdom
By urgg - 05/09/2010 14:20 - United States
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By Anonymous - 06/03/2010 17:13 - United States
By mo - 19/12/2011 07:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:28 - United Kingdom
By Eyefreshener - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States
Grossed out
By disguested - 04/03/2010 20:01 - United States
Ruined
By Halle - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln
By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States
By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India
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By rebeccaremily - 04/10/2009 07:03 - Canada
By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia
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2- My mother did eventually understand you can get it while still being a virgin. She thought the doctor was covering for me so I wouldn't have to tell her I was sexually active. When we got home we looked up articles and I proved it to her. Either way, I'm still going to be in a crap load of pain when these puppies burst if they decide not to remove them...